Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Drama ensues during polls, but clear winner emerges nonetheless

The holidays just wouldn't be the same without some family drama, right?  And parents wouldn't be parents unless they were at least a little technologically challenged, right?  This year had no shortage of family influence and holiday commotion, but not to worry, the Boga Bake-Off's top ranking cookies were determined loud and clear (more on the winners later).

But first, let's rewind to Christmas Day, mid-afternoon.  The Bogas were rejoicing that the number of votes had already surpassed last year's record.  As of 3pm, we had already captured 224 votes, up from last year's 190, with over half a day to go.  Certainly our cousins' (the Liberts) participation and Facebook posts had expanded our voting audience, and support from our DC contingent was coming through loud and clear.  Maybe this was the year our cookies would finally achieve domestic fame, and the Today Show would be calling us to appear on Thursday's 9am segment!

When the Liberts arrived around 4pm, the Bogas gathered around the computer to refresh the poll numbers so Ellen, Barry, Michael & Adam could see results for the first time.  Jamie refreshed the polldaddy page, and her heart immediately sank when she saw the message "your poll has 0 votes at this time."  What?! We had already set a record!! Knowing that Doug had just been on the computer moments prior, she immediately turned to him and demanded to know what he had done.  Dad said he had just "Reset" the poll so he could see up to date results.  Hoping Dad simply meant he had "REFRESHED" the webpage, Jamie asked again, loudly, what he could possibly mean.  Dad repeated, he just Reset the poll!

Here is what Dad did:

What? That's not the same as Refreshing the page?  NO DAD.  IT'S NOT THE SAME THING.  Nevermind the helpful bold font that describes exactly what will happen if you do hit that button.  

After 15 minutes of some, um, "excitement", we all regained our composure and realized it was not the end of the world.  Since the Bogas obsessively REFRESHED the results every 10 minutes to see who was winning, we had a pretty good idea of the most recent numbers, at least for the top 5 cookies.  We all agreed that we'd continue using these counts, which we deemed accurate with 95% confidence:

Initial Results as of 4pm on Christmas Day ("Phase 1" of voting):
1. CookieHenge - 36 votes
T-2:  DC's Best Christmas Gift & Preggers Kate Middleton - 24 votes each
T-4:  A Monster's Inc Christmas & Binder Full of Holiday Women - 20 votes each
5.  Bogas in a Boat with a Bengal Tiger: Life of PiBoga - 14 votes

Over the next 18 hours, we captured an additional 105 votes, bringing the poll total to an impressive 329 votes, a Boga Bake-Off record!  So now, to the results and the artists who created this year's cookies...

CookieHenge retained its first place position, gaining an additional 19 votes (most of any cookie in the second phase of voting) for a grand total of 55 votes.  Leave it to our cousin Adam Libert, a mechanical engineering grad student at MIT, to break barriers in the Boga Bake-Off and create the first-ever 3D cookie.  Made of scraps from a discarded cookie design, the lifelike Stonehenge sculptures and standing "people" (i.e. bear sprinkles) won the voting audience over:
1st Place: CookieHenge by Adam, 55 votes

The most interesting movements in phase 2 were between Robin's DC's Best Christmas Gift, and Jamie's Kate Middleton and Binders Full of Holiday Women cookies.  During phase 2, Binders made a strong run capturing 16 additional votes, the second most of any cookie.  BUT, with Robin's RG3 cookie gaining 14 more votes, it was able to retain its second place position.  Robin also Tweeted RG3 to appeal for his vote and a RT, but alas, no luck.  Our DC friends and family showed enough support to grant Robin's cookie the title of runner-up in the Boga Bake-Off:
2nd Place: DC's Best Christmas Gift by Robin, 38 votes

Jamie's Preggers Kate Middleton needs a Porcelain Throne and Binders Full of Holiday Women cookies tied for Fourth place, with a total of 36 votes each.  Isn't the vomit so beautifully detailed and lifelike?

T-4th: Preggers Kate Middleton Needs a Porcelain Throne by Jamie, 36 votes

T-4th: Binder Full of Holiday Women by Jamie, 36 votes
What about Mom's Boga in a           franchise?  As you may recall, Bogas in a Balloon won 1st place last year, but this year's Bogas in a Boat with a Bengal Tiger: Life of PiBoga could not maintain the dynasty.  While the concept was certainly cute, the Bogas looked a little messier than years past.  It eked out 26 votes for a 5th place finish:

5th Place: Bogas in a Boat with a Bengal Tiger: Life of PiBoga by Mom, 26 votes

Here are the remaining cookies, grouped by approximate number of votes and voting distribution from phase 2.

Had strong showings, threatened to place in the top 5 (tweets were not returned from @MonstersInc or from the creators of South Park):

A Monster's Inc Christmas by Robin

Respect my Cookie Authoritay by Jamie

Had some votes, but were never really contenders:
#MerryChristmas by Robin 
No Baggage Fees by Adam

OCD Star by Ellen

Liberts in a Tree by Ellen

Hardly any votes, but good effort guys, good effort:
12.21.12 by Adam

Jackson Pollock by Tim (Tim maintains 12.21.12 split his votes and confused his voting contingent)

Use your Imagination by Dad

Santa Gone Skydivin' by Michael

For those of you that are wondering about Dad's votes as head judge, he selected: 1. CookieHenge, 2. Bogas in a Boat, and 3.  Preggers Kate Middleton.  We decided he could still make his call despite his technological flub.  But don't worry, we still love our dad...he just may not be allowed near the computer next year.

So, that's a wrap!  Thanks for reading this very long blog post, and for participating in the drama that was this year's Boga Bake-Off.  See you all in 2013 :)

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Vote in the Boga Bake-Off 2012


Another year, another Boga Bake-Off!  This year we were joined by our cousins, the Libert Family (Barry, Ellen, Michael & Adam).  You may remember Ellen's inaguaral entry from last year, the almost R-rated Mrs. Claus.  Along with the rest of their family's entries, the Libert's did not disappoint with their enthusiasm and creativity this year.  Will this be the first year that one of the Bogas don't win their own Bake-Off?!  Will this be the last year that the Bogas allow other family members in the contest?!  Vote NOW and help us decide :)

Enlarged images are included first below, followed by the poll to vote.  Select your three favorite cookies in the checkboxes, and vote once. Voting is open all Christmas Day through 12/26 at Noon EST. 

We'll reveal Doug's winners and the people's champions on Wednesday! Thanks for voting :)



DC's Best Christmas Gift



Bogas in a Boat with a Bengal Tiger: Life of PiBoga


A Monster's Inc Christmas


Use Your Imagination


#MerryChristmas

12.21.12


No Baggage Fees


CookieHenge



Jackson Pollock #2


Santa Gone Skydivin'


Preggers Kate Middleton needs a Porcelain Throne


OCD Star


Binder Full of Holiday Women


Respect My Cookie Authoritay


Liberts in a Tree



Monday, December 26, 2011

2011 Boga Bake-Off Winners

Thanks again to everyone for voting in the Boga Bake-Off! Watching votes come in and seeing cookies jockey for first-third places provides us with hours of entertainment. This year we reached a record high number of votes (190!) compared to last year's 153. And for the first time in Boga Bake-Off history, Doug's winners aligned with the popular vote. The top three cookies were:

1st Place: Bogas in a Balloon by Mom (32 votes)

2nd Place: Christmas Stewie by Robin (28 votes)

3rd Place: Mrs. Claus by Cousin Ellen (21 votes)

We were also a little shocked when we first saw Cousin Ellen's inaugural entry of Mrs. Claus, but the vulgar yet artistic cookie earned its rightful spot in the Boga Bake-Off with its third place finish. You could say that Cousin Ellen hustled the Chiribogas, feigning limited artistic talent as we began to decorate. But she completed her cookie entries with Time for Boga Bake-Off and Yuletide Toilet. Cousin Barry (Ellen's husband), a social media consultant, stuck to his roots and made the iCookie and Facebook cookie - one of our artist relatives said they exuded "sheer elegance."

You may also be wondering about Tim's cookie entry. When we asked Tim what colors he wanted, or shape he needed to make his cookie, he cavalierly replied "It doesn't matter." Tim's efforts produced the Jackson Pollock cookie, which was met with rounds of laughter and immediately dismissed by the Bogas as a true contender. But despite Tim's limited artistic ability and attention to detail, the people truly appreciated Tim's cookie and it battled for third place the entire contest with Mrs. Claus, AND with Robin's Can't Get No Satisfaction. Jackson Pollock finished in a strong fourth place with 17 votes.

While Robin was sweating about the third place race with Can't Get No Satisfaction (a last minute addition to the Bake-Off), Christmas Stewie was her strongest entry. The late night voters shot it to first place during the first night, while Bogas in a Balloon lagged with only a few votes. But as the Family Guy fans went to bed, Christmas Stewie fell behind and never regained its first place ranking. Robin's final cookie was I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas...as existing fans know, Christmas trees never win the Boga Bake-Off.

While Robin was producing her strong entries, Cousin Ellen was flexing her artistic muscles, and Tim was creating an apparent contender(!!), Jamie struggled to make a winning cookie to match last year's champion (Russian Ornament, holler). The Grinch's Christian Louboutins was her strongest entry, playing to the female audience, gaining 12 votes. She attempted a detailed cookie with Snow Flower, but it fell flat, and then the camera fell on the cookie during picture taking. Jamie also flubbed a pop culture shoe-in with the Hunger Games cookie. If people couldn't tell, the yellow blob was supposed to be the Cornucopia, the people were Katniss and Peeta, there were flaming trees to the right and lightning to the left...but it all looked like a hot mess. Also, apparently items fall out of the bottom of the Cornucopia, and are not stacked on levels of the Cornucopia as Jamie thought.

And finally - our champion - Mom with Bogas in a Balloon! This cookie really never disappoints, as Mom takes the time to draw each Boga with the greatest attention to detail, and creates a unique setting for the Bogas year after year. The balloon inspiration came from Albuquerque's annual Balloon Fiesta, which she brainstormed in the weeks leading up to the Boga Bake-Off. She also continued her second franchise (Baby Jesus in a "blank"), but the people were not as entertained this year, and it tied for last place only earning 4 votes.

Here are the final tallies - thanks again for participating, and see you next year!

1. Bogas in a Balloon (Mom) - 32 votes

2. Christmas Stewie (Robin) - 28 votes

3. Mrs. Claus (Cousin Ellen) - 21 votes

4. Jackson Pollock (Tim) - 17 votes

5. Can't Get No Satisfaction (Robin) - 16 votes

T-6. Grinch's Christian Louboutins (Jamie) - 12 votes

T-6. Like. (Barry) - 12 votes

8. iCookie (Barry) - 11 votes


9. Time for Boga Bake-Off (Ellen) - 10 votes

10. Yuletide Toilet (Ellen) - 9 votes

11. Hunger Games, Cornucopia (Jamie) - 8 votes

12. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas (Robin) - 6 votes


T-Last. Snow Flower (Jamie) - 4 votes


T-Last. Baby Jesus in Holly Berries - 4 votes




Saturday, December 24, 2011

Vote in the Boga Bake-Off 2011!

The Bogas have baked! And the cookies are done! This year didn't disappoint the participants. Our guests had very strong showings, leading to lots of laughs and secret glances of envy.

Select your three favorite cookies in the checkboxes, and vote once. Click on the pictures below to enlarge the image. Voting is open all Christmas Day through 12/26 at Noon EST.

We'll reveal Doug's winners and the people's champions on Monday! Thanks for voting :)